Tired of the cat tearing up your fine upholstery, but can't stand those ugly carpeted cat scratching posts? Well then, you are just like me. The Cat Scratch is a simple, abstract object that mounts to the wall and presents your cat with a great place to strike back at the world without driving us lovers of furniture crazy. The Cat Scratch is composed of cross-cut strips of cardboard glued together and mounted with just two screws, forming a scratching temptation your cat will not bother to resist. As your cat labors furiously, she will slowly wear a rich patina into the cardboard. The Cat Scratch is invertable and reversable for years of worry-free service. So get yours now. Your cat, and your furniture, deserve it!